One-eyed film maker Rob Spence’s EyeBorg project involves putting a wireless video camera into his eye socket. He’s now advertising for a one-legged woman who wants a machine-gun prosthetic, a la Grindhouse‘s Cherry Darling. Although Time named his vid-eye as one of the best inventions of 2009, the odds are longer for the new prosthetic making the list, especially since it only shoots paint pellets. Also, no Quake-style rocket jumps.